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W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole,'' he explained.
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
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I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.
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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
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I'm looking for loopholes.
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It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
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I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.
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When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
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I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.
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I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.
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The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
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A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
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I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
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The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.
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I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
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