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Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
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William Claude Dukenfield
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
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When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
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My daughter wants to throw a stone at a bad man. I stop her from throwing, shaking my head and giving her a little slap. My disapproval is complete. You think: 'That's right, she shouldn't throw a stone even at a villain.' Then I hand her a brick to throw.
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I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
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I drink therefore I am.
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
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Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.
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The best thing to break is a contract.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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