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Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
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William Claude Dukenfield
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I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
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I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
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I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.
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Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
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