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Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
W.C. Fields
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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky.
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If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.
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Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
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Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
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Never work with animals or children.
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I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
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I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
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The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
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Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
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Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
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It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
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The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.
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I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.
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First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
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