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Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
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William Claude Dukenfield
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So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
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Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.
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Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.
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I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.
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