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Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
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Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
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Philadelphia
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WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
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I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.
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A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
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Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
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Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
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