Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
W. C. Fields
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
W.C. Fields
Told
Tell
Mind
Never
More quotes by W. C. Fields
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
W. C. Fields
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
W. C. Fields
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
W. C. Fields
Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
W. C. Fields
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
W. C. Fields
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. Fields
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
W. C. Fields
Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
W. C. Fields
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
W. C. Fields
No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
W. C. Fields
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
W. C. Fields
It's what you do that counts and not what you say therefore I fired my press agent.
W. C. Fields
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
W. C. Fields
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
W. C. Fields
Never work with animals or children.
W. C. Fields
The best thing to break is a contract.
W. C. Fields
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
W. C. Fields
Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.
W. C. Fields
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
W. C. Fields
