Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
W. C. Fields
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
W.C. Fields
Giving
Beer
Attempt
Alcohol
Medical
Authority
Age
Give
Best
Advised
More quotes by W. C. Fields
Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
W. C. Fields
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
W. C. Fields
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
W. C. Fields
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.
W. C. Fields
The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.
W. C. Fields
You can't cheat an honest man.
W. C. Fields
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
W. C. Fields
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
W. C. Fields
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
W. C. Fields
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
W. C. Fields
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
W. C. Fields
Was I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.
W. C. Fields
Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
W. C. Fields
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
W. C. Fields
A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
W. C. Fields
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
W. C. Fields
It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
W. C. Fields
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
W. C. Fields
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.
W. C. Fields
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
W. C. Fields
