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I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
W.C. Fields
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Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
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Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
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Some people are born losers others acquire the knack gradually.
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I never drink water that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
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Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
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In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.
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The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never requires a special kennel, it has no toenails to be clipped or coat to be stripped. Whiskey sits quietly in its special nook until you want it. True, whiskey has a nasty habit of running out, but then so does a dog.
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What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
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If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
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A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.
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Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.
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It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.
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Never give a sucker an even break.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?
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