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Ain't fit for man nor beast
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
W.C. Fields
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
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Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
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All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
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The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to get your hands on the why of it is like trying to pick an eel out of a tub of water.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
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Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
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I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
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I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
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There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.
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Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
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I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
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I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.
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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
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I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.
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