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Ain't fit for man nor beast
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
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Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
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Philadelphia
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WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
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I drink therefore I am.
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Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
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A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
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I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse.
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The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
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Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
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Some people are born losers others acquire the knack gradually.
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Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
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If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.
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You can't cheat an honest man.
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All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.
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It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
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I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore however, I'm not drinking any less either.
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No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries. The immortal types of comedy are just such men.
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It's what you do that counts and not what you say therefore I fired my press agent.
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First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
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It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
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The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!
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