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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

W. C. Fields

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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
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Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
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Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
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Philadelphia
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William Claude Dukenfield
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