Quote

I never met a kid I liked.

W. C. Fields

Change background

T
T
T

Change font

TAGS & TOPICS

W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
W.C. Fields
Liked
Mets
Kids
Never

More quotes by W. C. Fields

Image
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
W. C. Fields
Image
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
W. C. Fields
Image
I have a poor memory for names but I seldom remember a face.
W. C. Fields
Image
I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
W. C. Fields
Image
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
W. C. Fields
Image
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
W. C. Fields
Image
Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
W. C. Fields
Image
It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.
W. C. Fields
Image
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W. C. Fields
Image
A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.
W. C. Fields
Image
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
W. C. Fields
Image
The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.
W. C. Fields
Image
Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.
W. C. Fields
Image
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
W. C. Fields
Image
Never give a sucker an even break.
W. C. Fields
Image
All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.
W. C. Fields
Image
I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
W. C. Fields
Image
There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
W. C. Fields
Image
Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
W. C. Fields
Image
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
W. C. Fields