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I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
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Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
W.C. Fields
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I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
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A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.
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I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.
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Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.
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Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
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Fields' reply: He'd think I was a sissy.
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Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
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No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
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I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
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Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
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California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
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Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.
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Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
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I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.
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I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.
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I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
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I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
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