Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
I drink therefore I am.
W. C. Fields
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
W.C. Fields
Funny
Beer
Alcohol
Clever
Drinking
Therefore
Drink
More quotes by W. C. Fields
I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
W. C. Fields
I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
W. C. Fields
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. Fields
Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.
W. C. Fields
Philadelphia, wonderful town, spent a week there one night
W. C. Fields
I must have a drink of breakfast.
W. C. Fields
Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it.
W. C. Fields
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
W. C. Fields
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
W. C. Fields
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
W. C. Fields
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
W. C. Fields
A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.
W. C. Fields
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
W. C. Fields
It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.
W. C. Fields
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
W. C. Fields
If I had my life to live over again, I'd live over a saloon.
W. C. Fields
If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.
W. C. Fields
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
W. C. Fields
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
W. C. Fields
