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I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
Actor
Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Screenwriter
Stage Actor
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania
WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
W.C. Fields
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Equally
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My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
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