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The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
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Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
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Philadelphia
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WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
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Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
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Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
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I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
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There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.
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I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
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I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.
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If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
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Some people are born losers others acquire the knack gradually.
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Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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I must have a drink of breakfast.
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I like children. If they're properly cooked.
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When asked to borrow money: I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
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No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.
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