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I like children - fried.
W. C. Fields
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W. C. Fields
Age: 66 †
Born: 1880
Born: January 29
Died: 1946
Died: December 25
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Cabaret Artist
Circus Performer
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Film Director
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Philadelphia
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WC Fields
William Claude Dukenfield
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I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
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Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.
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It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore however, I'm not drinking any less either.
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Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
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I'm looking for loopholes.
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Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
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Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.
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Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.
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I drink therefore I am.
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I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).
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I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.
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No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries. The immortal types of comedy are just such men.
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Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
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Some people are born losers others acquire the knack gradually.
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