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I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who cannot fight back. That is my limitation.

Vir Das

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Vir Das
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: May 31
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The idea is to do out-of-the-box films that showcase my versatility and talent.
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I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.
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In a big Bollywood romantic film, taking my shirt off and spreading the hand towards the mountain with dancers behind me are not my cup of tea.
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When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims to be an English stand-up comedian in India, he'd better be very good if he's going to make a life of it.
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I fear debt. I don't like being indebted to banks. I have a rule in life that I will get it when I can afford it.
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Time management is the mantra of my life.
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Class I to XII wasn't much help I was always a mediocre student. But when I pursued higher education and studied economics with theatre or psychology with science fiction, I got a whole new world view.
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Comedy is a live art, and the only way to record a comedy rock album is to do it live. The audience and their laughter is just as much a part of the album sound as our music. No retakes, no room for error.
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Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight.
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All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in.
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Whatever movies I sign, they have to get me out of my comfort zone. Otherwise, I would get bored very easily.
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Relationship humour gets the most laughs. If I'm able to get the women laughing, men will have to laugh along because they would be scared to death.
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I auditioned nine times for 'Delhi Belly,' and it was torturous!
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My personal favorite is Woody Allen, who is just amazing as a comedian.
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You realise the responsibility of carrying a film on your shoulders when people are investing money in you and they recognise the hard work you have to put in.
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