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I am edgy, raw, offensive, vulgar, untruthful, but intelligent. My jokes are always realistic. I do not make fun of children or people who cannot fight back. That is my limitation.

Vir Das

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Vir Das
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: May 31
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Dehra Dun
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Comedy is a live art, and the only way to record a comedy rock album is to do it live. The audience and their laughter is just as much a part of the album sound as our music. No retakes, no room for error.
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In Bollywood, people struggle because there is a new person joining every week, who joins an assembly line of people who are very replaceable. But if you are unique, you don't have to struggle that much.
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Relationship humour gets the most laughs. If I'm able to get the women laughing, men will have to laugh along because they would be scared to death.
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Class I to XII wasn't much help I was always a mediocre student. But when I pursued higher education and studied economics with theatre or psychology with science fiction, I got a whole new world view.
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I auditioned nine times for 'Delhi Belly,' and it was torturous!
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Whatever movies I sign, they have to get me out of my comfort zone. Otherwise, I would get bored very easily.
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In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald in other movies I always carried a different look.
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I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And with films, it's here today, gone tomorrow. So stand-up comedy is here to stay for me.
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Delhi women - they're the most beautiful women! But the fact remains that they know they are gorgeous.
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I've been reading a lot of books on history, and watching a lot of educational TV. Wikipedia too, even though it is not reliable.
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Time management is the mantra of my life.
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I am a big fan of Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller, who have carved a niche for themselves. I think doing different kind of films gives you longevity and the ability to set yourself apart.
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I fear debt. I don't like being indebted to banks. I have a rule in life that I will get it when I can afford it.
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Someday social media might, hopefully in some small measure, wake up to the fact that other people's failures are not your successes.
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I did theatre in the U.S. because there, content-wise, it's very light. In India, theatre tends to get preachy.
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All of the films I'm doing are young, urban, high-concept, funny films. That's the zone where I'd like to play and have fun in.
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I love the food, the girls, the sky and everything that is Delhi. I have very fond memories of the Moolchand flyover.
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A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.
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When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims to be an English stand-up comedian in India, he'd better be very good if he's going to make a life of it.
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In a big Bollywood romantic film, taking my shirt off and spreading the hand towards the mountain with dancers behind me are not my cup of tea.
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