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I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.

Vir Das

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Vir Das
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: May 31
Actor
Comedian
Television Actor
Dehra Dun
Actor
Stand
Actors
Night
Vampire
Comedian
Turned

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I fear debt. I don't like being indebted to banks. I have a rule in life that I will get it when I can afford it.
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When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims to be an English stand-up comedian in India, he'd better be very good if he's going to make a life of it.
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To me, the trick is not how can I make people laugh. It is, how can I make people laugh in a different way.
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I am a big fan of Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller, who have carved a niche for themselves. I think doing different kind of films gives you longevity and the ability to set yourself apart.
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In a big Bollywood romantic film, taking my shirt off and spreading the hand towards the mountain with dancers behind me are not my cup of tea.
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Comedy comes from confusion.
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Delhi women - they're the most beautiful women! But the fact remains that they know they are gorgeous.
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I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And with films, it's here today, gone tomorrow. So stand-up comedy is here to stay for me.
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My personal favorite is Woody Allen, who is just amazing as a comedian.
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In Bollywood, I think Boman Irani and Vinay Pathak are unbelievably good at comedy.
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I did theatre in the U.S. because there, content-wise, it's very light. In India, theatre tends to get preachy.
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Surround yourself with a bunch of like-minded people, and you'll soak up their habits like a starved sponge. Fat people with fat friends care less about their weight.
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Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that.
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