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I'm a stand-up comedian-turned-actor-turned-vampire at night.

Vir Das

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Vir Das
Age: 45
Born: 1979
Born: May 31
Actor
Comedian
Television Actor
Dehra Dun
Actor
Stand
Actors
Night
Vampire
Comedian
Turned

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In a big Bollywood romantic film, taking my shirt off and spreading the hand towards the mountain with dancers behind me are not my cup of tea.
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I auditioned nine times for 'Delhi Belly,' and it was torturous!
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Chennai is one of the scariest crowds to face. Everyone looks so conservative, but once you crack the first joke, they are so appreciatively loud that they will hit you with a laugh that will scare you stiff and yet give you energy. Chennaiites give me the loudest laughs it's the coolest crowd to perform for.
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In Bollywood, I think Boman Irani and Vinay Pathak are unbelievably good at comedy.
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In Bollywood, people struggle because there is a new person joining every week, who joins an assembly line of people who are very replaceable. But if you are unique, you don't have to struggle that much.
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Class I to XII wasn't much help I was always a mediocre student. But when I pursued higher education and studied economics with theatre or psychology with science fiction, I got a whole new world view.
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Someday social media might, hopefully in some small measure, wake up to the fact that other people's failures are not your successes.
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I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be very intelligent and relevant. At my shows, there are no holy cows.
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When it comes to English stand-up comedy, Indians have only seen the best - Jerry Seinfeld, Bill Cosby and the like. So, when someone claims to be an English stand-up comedian in India, he'd better be very good if he's going to make a life of it.
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I feel like I share a great relationship with my audience where they trust my judgment and choice of films and sense of comedy.
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I love the food, the girls, the sky and everything that is Delhi. I have very fond memories of the Moolchand flyover.
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My personal favorite is Woody Allen, who is just amazing as a comedian.
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A stand-up comedian will never be the life of a party. Instead, he will be the guy who is standing at a corner and observing people.
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In 'Delhi Belly,' I was bald in other movies I always carried a different look.
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I fear debt. I don't like being indebted to banks. I have a rule in life that I will get it when I can afford it.
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Women do come up to me after a show, but it's usually to say, 'Yhank you for making us laugh,' and all that.
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I do films which get me out of my comedian routine so that I don't get bored being a stand-up comedian. And with films, it's here today, gone tomorrow. So stand-up comedy is here to stay for me.
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