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If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.
Victoria Wood
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Victoria Wood
Age: 62 †
Born: 1953
Born: May 19
Died: 2016
Died: April 20
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If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.
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Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child's life via the education system.
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In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.
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I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.
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In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.
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In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
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On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle?
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Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?
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You know daytime television? You know what it's supposed to be for? It's to keep unemployed people happy. It's supposed to stop them running to the social security demanding mad luxuries like cookers and windows.
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I have been in a youth hostel...You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioural difficulties and made to wash swedes.
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I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place ... a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
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I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they can reconnect with that day, reconnect with the people they were then, they can suddenly revive their emotions.
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Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.
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Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.
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Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.
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I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I've got used to it once it gets going. I used to find it hard to start. Fear of the blank page. The first thing you write down won't bear any relation to what's in your head and that's always disappointing.
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Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
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Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.
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If you behave normally, people treat you normally. It's only when you act as if you're someone special that they feel obliged to stand on ceremony.
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I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.
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