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In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.

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Victoria Wood
Age: 62 †
Born: 1953
Born: May 19
Died: 2016
Died: April 20
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Pianist
Screenwriter
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Singer-Songwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
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Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then they finished, they both lit up a cigarette and this woman stood up and said, Excuse me, I think you'll find this is a non-smoking compartment.
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My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.
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If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.
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Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.
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Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.
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Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway [women's prison].
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Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
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I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.
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In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.
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In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they've got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones.
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People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.
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You know daytime television? You know what it's supposed to be for? It's to keep unemployed people happy. It's supposed to stop them running to the social security demanding mad luxuries like cookers and windows.
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I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.
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On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle?
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Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.
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Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?
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Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child's life via the education system.
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In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.
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If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.
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Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers
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