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In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
Victoria Wood
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Victoria Wood
Age: 62 †
Born: 1953
Born: May 19
Died: 2016
Died: April 20
Comedian
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I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.
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Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then they finished, they both lit up a cigarette and this woman stood up and said, Excuse me, I think you'll find this is a non-smoking compartment.
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Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.
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Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.
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Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers
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In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.
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If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.
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A lot of panel programmes rely on men topping each other, or sparring with each other, which is not generally a very female thing.
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I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.
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You know daytime television? You know what it's supposed to be for? It's to keep unemployed people happy. It's supposed to stop them running to the social security demanding mad luxuries like cookers and windows.
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I have been in a youth hostel...You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioural difficulties and made to wash swedes.
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Music is an element that should be part and parcel of every child's life via the education system.
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Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.
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I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on.
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Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
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I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place ... a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
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I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.
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In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.
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Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.
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I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.
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