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People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.

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Victoria Wood
Age: 62 †
Born: 1953
Born: May 19
Died: 2016
Died: April 20
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Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.
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If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.
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I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.
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My mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn't mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn't bother me. I was never trying to please her.
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