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Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.

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Victoria Wood
Age: 62 †
Born: 1953
Born: May 19
Died: 2016
Died: April 20
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Pianist
Screenwriter
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Director
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Television
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Variety
Radio

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Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.
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My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.
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Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.
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In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
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I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I've got used to it once it gets going. I used to find it hard to start. Fear of the blank page. The first thing you write down won't bear any relation to what's in your head and that's always disappointing.
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A lot of panel programmes rely on men topping each other, or sparring with each other, which is not generally a very female thing.
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People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.
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Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway [women's prison].
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I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.
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I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.
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If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.
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In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.
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A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman is designed to say, 'you took your time' when he comes back dripping wet.
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I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.
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I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place ... a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
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All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.
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Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers
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I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.
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If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.
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Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.
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