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Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?
Victoria Wood
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Victoria Wood
Age: 62 †
Born: 1953
Born: May 19
Died: 2016
Died: April 20
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
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Singer-Songwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
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In Russia, show the least athletic aptitude and they've got you dangling off the parallel bars with a leotard full of hormones.
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I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.
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In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.
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I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.
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If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.
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Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
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You know daytime television? You know what it's supposed to be for? It's to keep unemployed people happy. It's supposed to stop them running to the social security demanding mad luxuries like cookers and windows.
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Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.
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I have been in a youth hostel...You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioural difficulties and made to wash swedes.
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I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.
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A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down - and a woman is designed to say, 'you took your time' when he comes back dripping wet.
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In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
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I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on.
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Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then they finished, they both lit up a cigarette and this woman stood up and said, Excuse me, I think you'll find this is a non-smoking compartment.
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Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.
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I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of people I've never met before I could go to a Methodist barn dance.
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Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.
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My massage was marvellous. I feel really relaxed. And my masseur, Harold :You can't have a masseur called Harold. It's like having a member of the Royal Family called Ena.
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I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place ... a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
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In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.
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