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I know I've got a degree. Why does that mean I have to spend my life with intellectuals? I've got a lifesaving certificate but I don't spend my evenings diving for a rubber brick with my pyjamas on.
Victoria Wood
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Victoria Wood
Age: 62 †
Born: 1953
Born: May 19
Died: 2016
Died: April 20
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If God had meant them to be lifted and separated, He would have put one on each shoulder.
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People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.
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I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.
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Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.
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I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.
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Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.
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I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.
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Radio killed variety and TV killed radio, and the internet will kill television and it will go on and on.
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I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.
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Last time I went Intercity there were a couple across the aisle having sex. Of course, this being a British train, nobody said anything. Then they finished, they both lit up a cigarette and this woman stood up and said, Excuse me, I think you'll find this is a non-smoking compartment.
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In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.
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Of course I don't want to go to a cocktail party...If I wanted to stand around with a load of people I don't know eating bits of cold toast I can get caught shoplifting and go to Holloway [women's prison].
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Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
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I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place ... a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
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