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I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place ... a bit like an unmarked level crossing.

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Victoria Wood
Age: 62 †
Born: 1953
Born: May 19
Died: 2016
Died: April 20
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I once went to one of those parties where everyone throws their car keys into the middle of the room. I don't know who got my moped, but I drove that Peugeot for years.
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A lot of panel programmes rely on men topping each other, or sparring with each other, which is not generally a very female thing.
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I have been in a youth hostel...You are put in a kitchen with seventeen venture scouts with behavioural difficulties and made to wash swedes.
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In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.
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Well, I think there's not much of a chance for me finding somebody of my age. Gentlemen of my age are dropping down 30 years to find girlfriends.
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People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.
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In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
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I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.
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In my 20s I was going round seeing agents who were patronising because I was fat and a girl, which was a double whammy. I knew what it was to feel out-of-the-loop.
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I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.
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I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of people I've never met before I could go to a Methodist barn dance.
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I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.
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I wouldn't kidnap a man for sex - I'm not saying I couldn't use someone to oil the mower.
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Sexual harassment at work... is it a problem for the self-employed?
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Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
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Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.
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I have stayed true to that first idea that people can have a day in their lives that is very important and if they can reconnect with that day, reconnect with the people they were then, they can suddenly revive their emotions.
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On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle?
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Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers
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I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I've got used to it once it gets going. I used to find it hard to start. Fear of the blank page. The first thing you write down won't bear any relation to what's in your head and that's always disappointing.
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