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A lot of panel programmes rely on men topping each other, or sparring with each other, which is not generally a very female thing.

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Victoria Wood
Age: 62 †
Born: 1953
Born: May 19
Died: 2016
Died: April 20
Comedian
Film Actor
Film Director
Film Score Composer
Pianist
Screenwriter
Singer
Singer-Songwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Director
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Topping
Men
Toppings
Sparring
Panel
Programmes
Rely
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Female

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