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Jogging is for people who aren't intelligent enough to watch television.
Victoria Wood
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Victoria Wood
Age: 62 †
Born: 1953
Born: May 19
Died: 2016
Died: April 20
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I used to make my own food and ate on my own in my room.
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In my day we didn't have sex education, we just picked up what we could off the television.
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I've never understood the point of ecstasy. I think if I wanted to get dehydrated and jump about with a load of people I've never met before I could go to a Methodist barn dance.
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I like writing a lot more than I used to. I used to find it scary but now I've got used to it once it gets going. I used to find it hard to start. Fear of the blank page. The first thing you write down won't bear any relation to what's in your head and that's always disappointing.
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Acting is not my favourite thing. I don't like wearing costumes and wigs.
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I haven't got a waist. I've just got a sort of place ... a bit like an unmarked level crossing.
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If God had meant men to have children, he would have given them a PVC apron.
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You know daytime television? You know what it's supposed to be for? It's to keep unemployed people happy. It's supposed to stop them running to the social security demanding mad luxuries like cookers and windows.
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In London it's easy not to be the focus of attention, especially when Sting lives in the house just behind you.
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I can remember when pants were pants. You wore them for twenty years, then you cut them down for pan scrubs. Or quilts.
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My mother, she didn't believe in praise. She'd never say anything was great. I think that's quite Northern, to not make people feel too good. I didn't mind if she was proud of me or not, it didn't bother me. I was never trying to please her.
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A lot of panel programmes rely on men topping each other, or sparring with each other, which is not generally a very female thing.
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On a train, why do I always end up sitting next to the woman who's eating the individual fruit pie by sucking the filling out through the hole in the middle?
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Music enriches people's lives in the same way paintings and literature do. Everybody deserves that.
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I sometimes think that being widowed is God's way of telling you to come off the Pill.
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People always think I hate doing interviews. I don't. I wouldn't do them if I didn't like them.
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All my friends started getting boyfriends, but I didn't want a boyfriend, I wanted a thirteen-colour biro.
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