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Victor Borge
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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
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More quotes by Victor Borge
They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.
Victor Borge
The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
Victor Borge
Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
Victor Borge
When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
Victor Borge
Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
Victor Borge
I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
Victor Borge
What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
There is a bit of Hans Christian Andersen in every Dane.
Victor Borge
I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.
Victor Borge
The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all.
Victor Borge
Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
Victor Borge
Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
Victor Borge
(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
Victor Borge
In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.
Victor Borge
(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
Victor Borge
One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
Victor Borge
Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.
Victor Borge
I do not have a single white note on my piano my elephant smoked too much.
Victor Borge
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
Victor Borge