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There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.

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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Conductor
Pianist
Stand-Up Comedian
København
Børge Rosenbaum
Johann
Sebastian
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That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?
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I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
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In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.
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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
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The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.
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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
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(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
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The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.
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Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.
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How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace, knowing that they will not be invaded by us.
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
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They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.
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One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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...the elephant smoked too much.
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In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.
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A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
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