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Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
Victor Borge
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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
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Børge Rosenbaum
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That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?
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Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
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The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
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A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
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And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by Debussy. I don't play Beethoven so well, but I play Debussy very badly, and Beethoven would have liked that.
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
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One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
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What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm.
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I do not have a single white note on my piano my elephant smoked too much.
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You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
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The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.
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In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.
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I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
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