Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
Victor Borge
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Conductor
Pianist
Stand-Up Comedian
København
Børge Rosenbaum
Father
Invented
Mother
Unfortunately
Cures
Dad
Caught
Died
Disease
Tears
Cure
More quotes by Victor Borge
The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
Victor Borge
Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
Victor Borge
...the elephant smoked too much.
Victor Borge
When I was a little boy and played Liebestraum, my father used to hit me on the head with a newspaper every time I slopped the cadenza . . . I hate Liebestraum.
Victor Borge
The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.
Victor Borge
What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm.
Victor Borge
There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.
Victor Borge
In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.
Victor Borge
There is a bit of Hans Christian Andersen in every Dane.
Victor Borge
I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
Victor Borge
Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.
Victor Borge
A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
Victor Borge
Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.
Victor Borge
I do not have a single white note on my piano my elephant smoked too much.
Victor Borge
Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
Victor Borge
Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.
Victor Borge
I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
Victor Borge
Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.
Victor Borge
If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
Victor Borge
