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I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

Victor Borge

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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Conductor
Pianist
Stand-Up Comedian
København
Børge Rosenbaum
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
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I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
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The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.
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You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
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The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
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Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.
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There is a bit of Hans Christian Andersen in every Dane.
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(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
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(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace, knowing that they will not be invaded by us.
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Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
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What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm.
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
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The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all.
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They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.
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...the elephant smoked too much.
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I do not have a single white note on my piano my elephant smoked too much.
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