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I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.

Victor Borge

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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Conductor
Pianist
Stand-Up Comedian
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Børge Rosenbaum
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The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.
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Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
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I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.
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Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.
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When I was a little boy and played Liebestraum, my father used to hit me on the head with a newspaper every time I slopped the cadenza . . . I hate Liebestraum.
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(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
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In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
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You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
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I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
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The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.
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The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
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That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
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And now, in honour of the 150th anniversary of Beethoven's death, I would like to play 'Clear the Saloon', er, 'Clair de Lune', by Debussy. I don't play Beethoven so well, but I play Debussy very badly, and Beethoven would have liked that.
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Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
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Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.
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They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.
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It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.
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