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Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.

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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Conductor
Pianist
Stand-Up Comedian
København
Børge Rosenbaum
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Smile
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How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace, knowing that they will not be invaded by us.
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You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
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There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.
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In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.
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Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye... and that's my reward... the rest goes to the government.
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Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
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When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
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A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
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Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.
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(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
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I do not have a single white note on my piano my elephant smoked too much.
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Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
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What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
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They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.
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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
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I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
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Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
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