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Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.
Victor Borge
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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
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Børge Rosenbaum
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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
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It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.
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I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.
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I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
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I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm.
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I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
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One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
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A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
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When I was a little boy and played Liebestraum, my father used to hit me on the head with a newspaper every time I slopped the cadenza . . . I hate Liebestraum.
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The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.
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