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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
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Stand-Up Comedian
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Børge Rosenbaum
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Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
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Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.
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The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
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(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
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Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
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In my dreams of Heaven, I always see the great Masters gathered in a huge hall in which they all reside. Only Mozart has his own suite.
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Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.
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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
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I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.
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A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
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You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
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It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.
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...the elephant smoked too much.
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.
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In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
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You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!
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