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He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
Actor
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Pianist
Stand-Up Comedian
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Børge Rosenbaum
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(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
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What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.
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I do not have a single white note on my piano my elephant smoked too much.
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I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.
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I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
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The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all.
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A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
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I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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There is a bit of Hans Christian Andersen in every Dane.
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You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
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Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.
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There are three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian and Offen.
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The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)
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Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
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It (the double-clarinet in India) was primarily used for snake charming, since the snake would do almost anything to get the Indians to stop playing it.
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Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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