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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
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(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
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Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.
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Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
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If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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Read (this book), smile, enjoy, and if you happen to learn something along the way, don't get upset.
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I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?
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I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.
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Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
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One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
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