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Laughter is the closest distance between two people.
Victor Borge
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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
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Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals.
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How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace, knowing that they will not be invaded by us.
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Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.
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One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
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You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!
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A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
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There is a bit of Hans Christian Andersen in every Dane.
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I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.
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(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?
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I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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The oboe sounds like a clarinet with a cold.
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The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all.
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Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.
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Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye... and that's my reward... the rest goes to the government.
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Well, all's fair in love, war and fooling the critics.
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