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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
Actor
Comedian
Composer
Conductor
Pianist
Stand-Up Comedian
København
Børge Rosenbaum
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Violin
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Longer
Differences
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Viola

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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
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I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
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That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?
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Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
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Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.
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In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.
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The conductor is a peculiar person. He turns his back on his friends in the audience, shakes a stick at his players in the orchestra, and then wonders why nobody loves him.
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