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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
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What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm.
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You may not be aware of this but Leonard Bernstein won another award, for explaining the music of Igor Stravinsky... to Igor Stravinsky!
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Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye... and that's my reward... the rest goes to the government.
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(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
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That's why I've never thought of retiring because I do it all the time whether on the stage or off. I found that in a precarious situation, a smile is the shortest distance between people. When one needs to reach out for sympathy or a link with people, what better way is there?
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The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.
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Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.
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I know [canned music] makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more. But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?
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I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.
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I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
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They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.
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Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
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You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
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