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Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
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Victor Borge
Age: 91 †
Born: 1909
Born: January 3
Died: 2000
Died: December 23
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One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.
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Mendelssohn never wrote any Water Music. However, he wrote the Scotch Symphony, which is even better, or at least stronger.
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(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?
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Always remember to forget the things that made you sad, but never forget to remember the things that made you glad.
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How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace, knowing that they will not be invaded by us.
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The essence of a general's job is to assist in developing a clear sense of purpose . to keep the junk from getting in the way of important things.
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I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.
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I don't mind growing old. I'm just not used to it.
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Clarinets, like lawyers, have cases, mouthpieces, and they need a constant supply of hot air in order to function.
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I only know two pieces one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.
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What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.
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A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.
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Occasionally, a finger comes up to wipe a tear [of laughter] from the eye... and that's my reward... the rest goes to the government.
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The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.
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You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?
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I do not have a single white note on my piano my elephant smoked too much.
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There is a bit of Hans Christian Andersen in every Dane.
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Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.
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My father invented a cure for which there was no disease and unfortunately my mother caught it and died of it.
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