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I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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It [eBook] is like introducing the machine gun to a revolutionary war. It changes everything. If you can reach your fans directly without having to go through a middle man, the entire economics of the publishing business changes.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.
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I don't want to compare myself to Picasso, but he had four or five periods in his life. Any good artist grows and changes and matures.
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I never felt pressured to create more stories, but dealing with people became really aggravating.
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I think that there's a lot of guys out there that want to read the equivalent of chick lit, but really there's not being much written for them.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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Guys, we spend our whole lives trying to get pussy, so when pussy comes to us, it's like, Whoa, this is amazing! At 27, I thought nothing could be better than that, but at 35, I've come to understand the darker side of it.
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General reader feedback is usually pretty worthless. 99% of people give feedback that is irrelevant, stupid, or just flat out wrong. But that 1% of people who give good feedback are invaluable.
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I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.
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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.
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Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect you get what you demand from people.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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What people who don't create don't understand, is that once you take money from the machine, the machine [movie industry] owns you.
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I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.
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