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No sheep wants to be first through the gate, but every sheep will be second.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.
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Corporate tweets are like one robot talking to another.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
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I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
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I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.
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Theatrical success is predominantly two variables: who the distributor is and how much money they spend.
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect you get what you demand from people.
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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