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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.
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Tell beautiful women they are smart, and smart women they are beautiful.
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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Most of my success, I feel, comes from being a good editor as opposed to a great writer.
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Yinzer: DAMN!! I wish I had your balls! Tucker:I wish you had a breath mint, but I guess we don't always get what we wish for.
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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We had become those guys... who started a fight... at a Harry Potter book party.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he kept it to himself.
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The idea that guys should walk into a bar and confidently initiate contact and then seduce a woman based on a short term conversation is a toxic cultural myth that robs guys of self-confidence and that holds them up to an unrealistic standard that they have to become a super-extraverted narcissist in order to 'score with women'
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
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I could never kill myself. What if it doesn't work. Then I'll have failed at the only thing that could save me from my failures. Where do you go from there?
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I've come to learn that what really matters is the relationship, the quality of the relationship.
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Hey man, can you talk to dolphins and pilot whales with that huge forehead of yours?
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.
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