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Fat girls aren’t real people.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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Atlanta
Georgia
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Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect you get what you demand from people.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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Make no mistake about it: Law school is not a bastion of intellectual discourse.
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I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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No one has it all figured out, especially not the people who are acting like they do and judging you because of it. Pretending to be something you aren't because you're trying to please a bunch of judgmental hypocrites and shitheads is not the way to be happy. Living the life you want to live is. It really is that simple.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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I was stupid when I was 17 or 18. My thought process was that I thought that I was legitimately a hyper-genius, and so I wanted to go to the hardest academic school I could to see if I was really as smart as I thought I was.
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Hi. I haven't insulted you yet, have I?
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
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I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.
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I've never really had a media edifice supporting me.
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Motherfucker. She leaves me no choice. Now I have to break her self-esteem, sleep with her and steal the shirt.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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In training, there is no winning or losing. There is only learning.
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If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.
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Gotta love alcohol and sex hormones.
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