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Fat girls aren’t real people.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
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The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Obstacles are only obstacles if you see them as obstacles. They can also be called opportunities.
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My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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Before you're famous it's stuff that seems like it'd be really cool, but once you get it, you realize it's not bad, but it's kind of hollow and meaningless.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
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If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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The vast majority of all consequences, especially in 21st century America, are completely meaningless bullshit.
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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.
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As a general rule, whenever guys have problems approaching girls, it's because they're afraid of rejection or they're afraid of something specific. The way that you get over a fear like that is you figure out what the worst is that can happen.
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Probably the best explanation for my success and other Internet writers, is that we're tapping a genre or a niche out there that needs to be filled and isn't.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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TV has a longer narrative, and TV's more like short stories. So there's less rules with TV you can make it a little bit different. [With] movies, the medium has more constraints, so it was just about what stories are the most cinematic and the best resolution.
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At some point in their life, everyone thinks they should go to law school. You may in fact think you want to go to law school now.
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I'm not some movie star relying on a studio. I have my own fans and I earned them.
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I was not developmentally disabled, but didn't mature at the same rate other kids did.
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