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Fat girls aren’t real people.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Fats
Girls
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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To get hwat you want out of life, all you really need to do is be honest about it, don't be afraid to go for it, and have fun while you do it -- and you'll eventually get it.
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You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.
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And I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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One big lesson I learned from movie [making] was I don't do creative projects that I headline unless I have all the control. I can't deal with having to live with other people's screw ups, and that's just sort of the way the movie business works. The people with the money are in charge. Until I'm in charge, I don't want to play that game.
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I'm sorry, but I stand by my decision. I am now a member of the elite club of people that have fought a professional team mascot. You sir, are not in that club.
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This may come as a shock to some of you, but I have a slightly volatile personality. I don’t suffer fools well.
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If you read the book, you're not a journalist. You're some impostor! No journalist actually does any work.
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If you want to be seen as courageous by some and hated by others, just say what you really think.
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The thing that I think about the most, and is the most rewarding to me, is the whole past. That I kind of went from nothing to something and I did it on my own, and I did it through hard work and smarts.
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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I'm not West Coast at all. I was born in Atlanta, but I grew up in Kentucky, outside of Lexington, in Winchester.
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I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.
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Leave it up to hipster nerds to pretend to hate something that they actually want
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.
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