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Fat girls aren’t real people.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
Fats
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The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above functionally retarded.
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My writing is authentic, and whatever happens in my life is what I write about.
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My buddies and I, we all went to law school together, and once we started working in different cities, we all did crazy stuff, and we'd write e-mails to each other about the stuff we would do. And my friends thought my e-mails were really funny and they said, Dude, why don't you put this up on a Web site. You know people would love to read this.
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Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
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My favorite random email I got was from some guy who wrote: Mr. Max, with the hope of a six year old on the night before Christmas asking about Santa, I ask the same question: Do you really exist?
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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I hated being a lawyer and I wanted to like myself and like my job.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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You play crotch roulette, you're gonna hit double zero once in a while.
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You can't do anything yourself on TV... unless you have a LOT of money, but you can do an independent movie.
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It is hard for me to be vulnerable, because I never learned how to do that. I was never vulnerable in a safe way.
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I tell the truth, and truth is the ultimate defense against libel.
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9:00: I don't know what I want. I just point at the Dollar Menu and say, 'Give me all of that.
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If you just don't have any idea what you want to do, the worst thing you can do is go to law school. If you can go to college, maybe it's fine to have four years of fun and learn a little bit, that's okay, but if you have to go two hundred thousand dollars in debt, that's not something I would recommend.
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I'm never going to be Tolstoy.
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There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.
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Anything that reflects the human condition back on humans in the entertainment medium is art.
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Helping reproductive services doesn't just help women in isolation. It helps men just as much.
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I’ve heard 14 year old meth addicted thai prostitutes say more prescient things than the woman that was supposedly a “professor
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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.
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