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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
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I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.
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Even if I was a Republican, George Bush would have pushed me out of that party.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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You can't fill your emails with crap, at least not with my friends, because they're brutal. If something sucks, they'll tell you.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
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Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.
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The general intellectual level of South Florida is somewhere just above functionally retarded.
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I take a lull from my CamelBak and choke at its potency. It tastes like bad decisions. It's perfect.
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I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.
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