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The only thing that someone could say about me that would hurt me would be something that's true that I don't want to be.

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Tucker Max
Age: 49
Born: 1975
Born: September 27
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Film Producer
Screenwriter
Atlanta
Georgia
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are, and the only way to live life is to do the things that you want to do and be the person that you want to be no matter who that is or what that is or how you have to do it. That's the only way you can be genuinely happy.
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It used to be that companies with industrial economies of scale created business success. Now, success will come from the information economies of scale, either the ones with complete breadth, or complete depth.
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If you make comedy, if you try and make comedy where no one gets upset or offended, you're going to fail.
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The Big Five publishing companies are dinosaurs trying to survive in a post-meteor world. They won't.
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The result of my hard work is that I'm financially independent, I have an amazing life, and I can do whatever I want. I don't have to answer to anybody.
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Getting offended is a great way to avoid answering questions that make you sound dumb.
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I find it truly appalling that there are people in the world like you. You are a disgusting, vile, repulsive, repugnant, foul creature. Because of you, I don't believe in God anymore. No just God would allow someone like you to exist. (Quoting feedback from a reader)
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Most people's lives are nothing more than pointlessly frantic activity used as a psychological defense against their own impotence and fear.
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You look like the type of people who would criticize a misspelling in a suicide note.
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If you don't have a job right now, and you have a computer and a basic intelligence level, I guarantee you can get a great job, paying really well, in less than three months. How? Learn to program.
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There are fun nights, there are crazy nights, and then there are those nights that make men legends.
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Unless you plan on making academia your life, all you need to know about postmodernism is that its premises are fundamentally wrong.
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The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.
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To my friends and people I care about, I'm a really nice guy. No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
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I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They’re not. I’m going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
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I'm not even the coolest one of my friends. I'm just the guy who sat down and wrote everything down. Like I know plenty of people who do crazier stuff than I do.
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If your parents ignored you, or if they are just not emotionally available, or if they yell a lot, that is a type of trauma.
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Hollywood, it's just like high school. Whoever is pretty and popular, everyone wants to be with.
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I have tons of fans in Canada. I've sold hundreds of thousands of books there.
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I stop paying attention because as much as I love beauty, I hate stupidity, and seeing the two combined pisses me off.
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